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The Always-Showing Motion Picture Festival Top
	The Sundance Film Festival is great but it has All that White Stuff and We’re Not Talking About Cocaine: Christendom Studios intends to hold The Always-Showing Christendom Studios Lot Film & TV Drama Festival. In Los Angeles, a civilized climate for persons who are not Eskimos. The Festival means that motion picture and television program makers worldwide can bring their independent productions to The Christendom Festival and show it to an all-studios/all television networks group of executives. Any day, every day. It gets better Christendom Studios will run the Indies Seeking Investor Funding Worldwide Presentation daily, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Independent producers and indie prod companies can come in and make their presentations in words or video or dog-and-pony show or strippers or whatever to investors live and on the Internet worldwide. Other studios and buyers worldwide can have someone on the premises every hour. Both The Always-Showing Christendom Studios Lot Film & TV Drama Festival and Indies Seeking Investor Funding Worldwide Presentation will have Cumulative-Spreadsheet of Motion Picture and Television Show Categories. For example, as Manohla Dargis noted in the Los Angeles Times, February 1, 2004, about the Sundance Film Festival, there seem to be an awful lot of family dysfunction movies (what a surprise in American secular humanist culture), in premature-coming-of-age flicks, and Hollywood movies without the glamour and art movies without the art. Investors need not be asked to finance the 10th she’s losing her cherry flick this year. Top
The Studio of Studios
	Public Letter to come from the board of directors of the 100 largest television advertisers: Our corporation agrees with and will participate as a branded sponsor in building, on the Christendom Studios and Park lot the standalone world headquarters buildings of each of: The Great Protestant Studios. The Great Roman Catholic Studios. The Great Black Christendom Studios. Christendom Universal Women Studios. Great Asian Christendom Studios. Look for more films with Asian people who aren’t karate-chopping. Great Hispanic Christendom Studios. Free Cuba Christendom Studios. The Great Jewish Studios (no jokes, please) Christendom Animation Studios. Computer generated animation only. “Machinima” welcome. Christendom Digital Studios. The various named studios are not limited to making motion pictures and television series and dramas that are reflective of their names. Any of the above-named studios can make any story about any race or creed or topic. Top
Car Buddies - an animated feature
	Christendom Studios first animated feature will be Car Buddies™ I. U.S. and other automobiles are shown as cars with human qualities and feelings and faults. For example, a cute Miata may try to get picked up by an Escalade with spinners. Slut! A pride of Hummers protects a town. A gang of home boy Low Riders rumbles with some 18-wheelers And so on. Top
Christendom Galactic Empire, 10,000 A.D.
	One planned Christendom Studios motion picture is titled Christendom Galactic Empire, 10,000 A.D. Commented Terrence, "Christian rinky-dink is over. Christian blandy-pie is over. Christian namby-pamby is over. "Also, the classic secular humanist bigotry that there will be no Christians in the future is: Over. Forever. Good riddance. To hell with anti-Christian pigs." Top
Twenty Centuries Of A Family
	Another Christendom Studios project is a twenty-part series that follows a European family from its pre-Christian Era roots in Ancient Rome to California today. The Ancient Rome segments include the family as Christian slaves. Top
The Great Terror - The Murder of 20,000,000 Christians
	A historical motion picture planned is: The Great Terror: The Murder of 20,000,000 Christians. Another historical motion pictures planned is titled The Great Crusades. This is all a part of the Great Re-Learning/the New Renaissance – after the decline in learning in the Secular Humanist Interregnum. Herein is the creation of the Great Infrastructure of a recovered Christendom worldwide. Top
Special Operations
	Another Christendom Studios’ project is titled Special Operations, about the U.S. Special Forces in Afghanistan. This story involves patriotic pride, a problem for current Hollywood. Well, excu-u-u-u-u-u-u-se us, rectum person! Top
Motion Picture Franchise - 4-Horse Chariot Racing Heroes
	Christendom Studios has another studio franchise project: It is a Rocky-genre story with “200 nations appeal” about a Los Angeles-based, black sheep of his prosperous Pacific Palisades family whose girlfriend convinces him to become a charioteer in what is presented as an already-existing worldwide 4-Horse Chariot Racing League that is about the biggest entertainment on the planet with a billion people watching and wagering nightly worldwide. The “franchise,” titled Chariots of Thunder, already has three screenplays in the hopper written by an Oscar-nominated screenwriter. The studio plans to co-produce with another studio. The franchise has great roles for such as The Rock and Evan ‘Joe Millionaire’ Marriott as hero charioteers. The franchise also lends itself to a back-of-the-track television series. A worldwide cartoon series. Toys, apparel, the works for an enduring franchise. This is to be a Christendom Studios co-production with another studio. Chariots of Thunder I Chariots of Thunder 2 – Nine Lives to Live Chariots of Thunder 3 – Death for Life. All three screenplays were written by an Oscar-nominated screenwriter. The Chariots of Thunder trilogy of screenplays is for sale at this time to a studio. No poverty-stricken studios need apply. To inquire about purchasing Chariots of Thunder, all in advance, pay or play: Contact Terrence information: Gathering-of-Eagles.net/buyteam Top
Other Great Christendom Studio Franchises
	The Complete Annihilation Campaign Against Christians 2 The Largest Boycotts in History demands that the Second Target Network that is part of a media conglomerate that owns a motion picture studio schedule a joint motion picture with Christendom Studios. The motion picture is to be titled: The Complete Annihilation Campaign Against Christians 2. About Stalinist Soviet Union – including beginning with Lenin, who created Stalinism. The Complete Annihilation Campaign Against Christians 3 The Largest Boycotts in History demands that the Third Target Network that is part of a media conglomerate that owns a motion picture studio schedule a joint motion picture with Christendom Studios. The motion picture is to be titled The Complete Annihilation Campaign Against Christians 3. About the Turkish Genocide Against Armenian Christians. Ref. the books The Burning Tigris by Peter Belakian; To the Desert by Vahran Dadrian; and, Armenia by Donald and Laura Miller. Top
NINE-ELEVEN
	The Largest Boycotts in History require that Viacom’s Paramount Studio and/or Time Warner’s Warner Bros. Studio and/or Disney’s Touchstone studio make a $100 million or more motion picture titled NINE-ELEVEN, a co-production with Christendom Studios. So they don't dance the Multicultural Mambo and pantywaist it up. Top


Destiny
	A Roman Catholic priest, in Brooklyn, New York, says that he made a poor choice of profession, should have become a cop or attorney, and admits he is bored, and not very charitable towards his charges. He plays football and hockey to relieve his aggressions. A Mafioso capo comes in for weekly guidance. He, too, is bored - with being in the Mafia. As the plot develops, they end up switching. The Mafioso becomes an excellent priest. The priest, unfortunately, becomes an excellent, talented, intuitive, violent mobster. He gets married, he has a family, he gets a mistress. He meets his fate. We have no idea why we would do this story. It sounds like crap but what the hell. Top
Time Travel Back to Past Christendom Eras
	Time Travel Back to Past Christendom Eras Including the time of Christ. The Wall Street Journal, November 21, 2003, in its Science Journal refers to the fact that Physicists Are Looking At How We Might Take a Trip Through Time. Christendom Studios intends to make one or more motion pictures based on this notion. Motion Picture Franchise about a Secret Agent Another planned franchise motion picture series is a secret agent series titled Base Line (that’s the hero’s name) about the chief secret agent of a Christendom-wide secret intelligence service, known as CX, based in Los Angeles. Base Line is meant to be a competitor to James Bond, whom Base calls “English fop boy” and “London Pantywaist” and to Triple-X whom Base calls, “Punk Boy” and “Tattoo Boy.” (Base Line should not do this. We are big fans of Vin Diesel.) Everybody but everybody works for scale, period, full-stop. Take it or leave it. A major production titled: The Spanish Civil War: The Catholics against the Communists! This major, three-hour motion picture might have a slightly different take on the war than the secular humanist left might have on it. Hey, history is written by the winners of The Great Culture War in the United States. It is not a good idea to lose this greatest and most momentous culture war in human history – dwarfing all others. Top The Catholics against the Communists! is to be an epic like Gone With the Wind. Christendom Studios intends to invite tourist-packages to visit the filming, at maybe $10,000 per person. Another motion picture that no one has done yet: The Battle Against Communists in Hollywood A movie about the battle to get foreign-directed Communists out of Hollywood. As David Horowitz of FrontPagemagazine.com has noted, those who battled Communism in Hollywood are American heroes. Perhaps Mr. Horowitz will produce the motion picture. Christendom Studios will have a standalone Tribute to Elia Kazan Screening Room. This perpetual, 1,000-year screening room will commemorate Mr. Kazan's great film art and be a tribute to his brave and honorable fight against Communism. Tens of millions of Christians were murdered by communists in the twentieth century. Elia Kazan is a hero to Protestants and Catholics. Christendom Studios actually refused to agree to build this politically-oriented sound stage. Then we had to "change our mind." You see, what happened is this: the Heinous Right-wing Christian Extremist Bush Oil Magnates made a secret sex tape of Terrence and Paris Hilton and then threatened not to release it. __________________________________ Another major project: The Pilgrims Come to America A television or theatrical movie: The Desecration of Our Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem A television motion picture by Christendom Studios. About the horrifying events of 2002. The heroic Israeli Defense Forces reclaim the Church for Christendom. From Black Christendom Studios, at Christendom Studios William Wilberforce 1759-1833. A biopic or TV movie. Frederick Douglass 1817-1895. A biopic or TV movie. Lt. Col. Allen West, American Hero. A TV movie A Christendom Studios franchise: Christian Namby-Pamby 1. Christendom Studios plans a comedy franchise of motion pictures. The first one is titled Christian Namby Pamby 1. The franchise is described as an affectionate critique of a Christian type during the secular interregnum. Charlemagne, the motion picture Christendom Studios also plans various biopics. These are: Constantine, Christian Emperor. Charlemagne, Emperor of Christendom, as noted. Zapata, about the Mexican revolutionary. Martin Luther King, Jr. Another biography picture is to be of La China – the Mexican tortilla maker woman who led widows, mothers, daughters and wives in armed uprising by women, in Mexico in 1912-1913. Conquistador! The motion picture. Top Oliver Cromwell The motion picture. This will not be dull like the Richard Harris dullard Cromwell. Seven Fathers and Seven Sons A theatrical or television feature. About seven fathers and seven sons in the same National Guard unit sent to Iraq. Ref. MSNBC, Countdown to Iraq, Lester Holt, March 14, 2003. Top


Europe’s Latest Pogrom Against Jews - I do not wish to continue an official association with any Israeli under the present circumstances
	Christendom Studios likes long titles. This television movie is based on the Andrea Peyser column in the New York Post, April 25, 2003. Largest Boycotts demands that Ms. Peyser be offered to produce the drama – for worldwide telecast. “An international pogrom has been going full-tilt, targeting Israeli scientist and scholar. ‘What comes to mind is 1933: Hitler.’ …’Jewish scientists were suddenly told they couldn’t work in the universities. …UK-based academic journal The Translator…” Jews who support the Palestinian cause, Jews who seek to develop treatment for Palestinian victims of a blood disorder – are excluded in this academic pogrom…” Related: Largest Boycotts demands that each of one-hundred largest television advertisers contribute $1,000,000 to form an Christendom-wide organization to list and counter the pogrom from these secular humanist and Islamo-fascists (to use the excellent Jim Cramer’s term on CNBC) in Europe. Top
Office of Homeland Security - the Television Series



Prod, Cath & Jewish Women in the City
	The Largest Boycott in History requires this television series. The series Sex and the City showed how women have completely lost power over men. Four beautiful, educated, self-made prosperous women live a life with men who are correctly described as "freaky." Because: they are uninstructed by women. Secular humanist women have no power over men. That is not the case with Prod, Cath & Jewish Women in the City. In this series, four beautiful or at least well-groomed, educated, successful women in Los Angeles have a lot of power over men because men are nervous and respectful before religious women, or at least men who have some religious belief. For secular humanist women, there is little that can be done. They are rapidly dying out through failure to reproduce. Top
The Secular Humanist Girls - the motion picture
	Christendom Studios plans a motion picture titled The Secular Humanist Girls. The “Darling” and “Petulia: of our era, referring to the John Schlesinger and Julie Christie movies. Lots of giggling and smirking at those backward, uptight Protestant and Catholic and Jewish girls by secular humanist girls who are headed fast towards the secular humanist trifecta: 2 divorces, 2 abortions, 0 children, plus depression, worn out, calling their job a “career,” tired of blow-job sex, inability to impose anything at all on a man. Young Bachelor Male Supremacist Culture rules. New: snickering, condescension, sarcasm and pity by Protestant and Catholic and Jewish girls for the secular humanist girls. Sample cheerful dialogue: “It’s their third date. She’s gotta suck it.” Stay tuned, bitch! Top And another motion picture: Reaction to Societal Repression The title is: Reaction to Societal Repression. This is sort of Mona Lisa Smile 2. This is a mothers and daughters story. The mothers wear hip huggers and bare midriffs with navel jewelry along with their daughters and in general guide and strongly lead their daughters into the relationship junkie, RTA (Relationship Trumps All) culture lifestyles. The mothers ask insistently, “Did he call you?” They give their daughters condoms. The daughters have no curfew. The mother celebrate with their daughters at male strip clubs. They assume leftism. They are scornful of Protestants and Catholics. Then: the daughters meet a strongly religious Episcopalian woman teacher who teaches them to go above and beyond the relationship junkie, secular humanist, secular utopian lifestyle. So that women can be free. Julia Roberts will probably want to play the lead role, in all probability. Unfortunately, Meryl got there first. Sorry! Too bad, Julia!! Nah nah nah nah nah nah. Now, Meryl’ll get the Academy Award instead of Julia Roberts. This is Meryl Steep, not to be confused with Meryl Streep. Top
The Gay Lifestyle - the Motion Picture
	And they said that those uptight Christians would not make a motion picture about homosexuals. Hang onto your hats. Simulated sex on screen. Dancing the night away. Orgies. AIDS. Tears. Giggling. Guys trying to use Christianity to leave the gay life and failing. The anti-Protestant and anti-Catholic bigotry. Distraught and angered parents, crying mothers, infuriated dads, sickened siblings and friends. The screaming queens, the transvestites, the transexuals. The booze, the dope, the 15-minute stands. The men’s room. Unusual uses for soap. The bath houses. The works. No, Tom Hanks and Antonio Banderas will not be starring! hey passed on the script! They used quadruple exclamation points in their No. Well, excu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-se us, Tom-boy and Tony-boy!!!! Watch for the sequel. The title will probably be, Hatred In Hollywood. SO WHO CARES!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????? We wear their hatred as a badge of honor, as FDR put it. Is this what secular humanists mean by the counter-culture? Gee, secular humanist art has been an assault against Protestants and Catholics for 100 years now. We guess that this means that the next 100 years is our turn. Hey, this is fu-u-u-u-u-unnn!!!! Top
Genocide Against Christians in Sudan - the Movie
	The Largest Boycotts in History “suggests” to the First Boycott Target that owns a motion pictures studio that this studio and Christendom Studios do a co-production. This $100,000,000+ motion picture will be about the Genocide Against Christians in Sudan and the simultaneous Genocide Against Christians in East Timor, as well as other persecution of Christians. The Muslim Complete-Annihilation-Campaign Against Christians Top
Every star and major entertainer should have his or her own building on the lot
	Applications are now being accepted to build standalone buildings on the Christendom Studios lot – to be the largest in the world. Christendom Studios offers associations of motion picture, television and other entertainment critics to have their own club on the lot, so that they may be plied with rivers of whiskey and babelicious babes. Let the top one-hundred stars and entertainers, and perhaps the top 1,000 stars, each build or lease 1,000 architecturally interesting standalone headquarters buildings. Interior gardens, pool, the works. The Gwyneth Paltrow Building, for example, on Paltrow Family Place. The Winona Ryder Building. Welcome. Applications are being taken now. Christendom Studios invites clubs such as the Film Expats club, which has 526 members from 50 countries, and the whimsically-named Frijolywood club, and others to build and to otherwise have quarters on the lot. Same with the Foreign Press Association and the like. The Actor's Studio Drama School is invited to set up on the lot. Top