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A major, studio franchise:
The Kingdom of the
Sappy-Poos™
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The title of a series of
Marx Brothers-fast-paced mad mad mad world comedies.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos is about all of the would-be Replacement
Religions: socialism, secular humanism, secular utopianism, statism,
consumerism, New Age religions, astrology, Nature Worship, animal
worship, effeteness, statism.
Christendom Studios can simply hire Ivy League university professors as
consultants. They are adherents and experts and subjects of The Kingdom
of the Sappy-Poos.
There is so much material. There is politically correct unlanguage.
Politically correct professors who need to be escorted at all times by a
paid translator.
There is also the netherworlds of the self, brutal politics, the
superman thing, pyramid power. There are yoga classes that seem to
result in an appalling amount of gas being passed, resulting in the
tragic death of cute little Chihuahua dogs.
There is Islamic subjugation of women, hate-filled mad mullahs, homicide
bombers, the 9/11 Muslim martyrs who get to heaven only to discover that
the 72 dark-eyed virgins they each get are….boys! 500,000,000 years
surrounded by 72 horny guys! The martyrs pray to God to put them in the
Christian hell, where life is so much better.
Ivy League professors wear T-shirts reading, ‘Socialism is my opium.
Down with Christianity.’
There is Zen, Buddhism and the magical Eastern religions, futuristic and
sci-fi flapdoodle, nifty orgasms nirvana, mind altering drugs, the goofy
daffy pronouncements by hapless boob actors and actresses on world
affairs, sex with children, and lots, lots, lots more of addle-brained
poop-ety-poop.
There are Indian fakirs and Hindu hucksters in the United States and
their adulatory women fans. There are the relationship junkie giggle
girls wearing T-shirts reading I’m a Relationship Junkie Giggle Girl.
Their war cry: “Relationship trumps all!” On the backs of the
relationship junkie T-shirts: I Discuss Relationship for 12 Hours a Day.
There are women who hate men and wear S.C.U.M. T-shirts, the Society for
Cutting Up Men. Hells Angels motorcycle gangs run from them in terror.
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There are The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poo parents who send off their
kids to Nude Summer Camps.
The reasoning: Throw off the stupid Christian restrictions on society
and we shall enter a New Age of peace and open relations among all human
beings. To the boys, the Nude Summer Camps are known as Nude Cummer
Camps and Rape Camps and Male Supremacy Camps.
(The German Nazis tried similar mix the sexes summer camps called Joy
Through Strength Camps. The boys called them Strength Through Joy Camps.
Same in Cuba, the boys have fun, the girls get pregnant in de facto rape
camps.)
One 12-year old boy remarks, “There is no violence against girls allowed
here. Just bitch-slapping.”
There are supra-flamboyant gay pride parades with screaming fits and
fights between blondined queens.
In The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos, Muslim immigrants to Europe and the
United States speak of conquest by immigration and birthrate (as in the
1981 Mecca Declaration). They pull out charts and graphs to show when
their conquest will be complete. “We just kill Jews now, because they
are a minority. Yet our time is coming when we can kill the Christians
and the dopey secular humanists if the secular humanists haven’t died
out.”
How does Dr. Abdullah make his living? “I abort Christian and secular
humanist babies. I am aiding our conquest of Christendom.” Dr. Abdullah
proudly notes that so far he has “killed 10,000 Christian babies and
10,000 secular humanist babies and 500 Jewish babies. God is great!”
There is a Multiculturalism As An Absolute (MAAA) White House Dinner.
It begins as a dinner to honor Ramadan. It ever expands to include
swaggering Neo-Nazis, NAMBLA “Art” Association, and a The Kingdom of the
Sappy-Poos mad house.
Due to hypocritical Christians filled with bigotry, intolerance and
hatred (BIH), there have been too few Hindu Swami Presidents of the
United States. The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ to the rescue!
At least one The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ motion picture will feature
a Hindu Swami president of the United States.
President Kama Kama Sutra is there in full yoga position – for three
years on end. So that President Kama Kama Sutra will not murder a beetle
by stepping on it like Nazis and Christians do.
In The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos, at the mandatory Federal Government
Day Care Centers, staffers, enraged at five years olds who are
Protestant or Catholic, shout at them, “You little shit Christian
bastard!”
They slap the Protestant and Catholic kids, teach them to swear, show
them porn and engage in mild torture of the kids. “Say that Christianity
is shit! You little motherfucker!”
There are all kinds of Christian clergy who carry around with them at
all times the new, electric, bouncing knee pads from GE to fall down on
their knees before the clergy of the Replacement Religions.
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The new GE Electric Kneepads, Custom Built for Christian Clergy
include three speeds: Foreplay, Enthusiasm, and Climax Speed.
There are corrupt, inane seminaries who get the latest fad more quickly
than teeny-boppers. Thirteen year olds come around daily to the seminary
to ask the seminarians what the latest fads are.
There are guys who announce that they intend to become priests, “So I
can bugger boys and rape children.”
No The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ motion pictures series would be
complete without some comedy-drama as described in the Los Angeles
Times, December 5, 2003: “Gay Bishop, Rabbi Discuss Religion, Sex”
This rendezvous would not be complete without, well, Federalist Papers
II-Magna Carta 2006 a.d. is a family document, so let’s just say:
A HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN’ LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quoting from The Bad Sex in Fiction Award out of London, December 5,
2003: “I felt he was doing this not only to me, but to the whole
universe.”
Who said this, His Most Holy Episcopalian Bishop the Right.Reverend
Lefty-pop, or, Rabbi Glad Glatt? You have to see the movie to find out.
Evidently these two guys believe in syncretism to the max.
Rabbi Glatt’s article afterwards in the Los Angeles Times is titled:
“His sausage was not Kosher but……..”
His Most Holy Episcopalian Bishop the Right.Reverend Lefty-pop offered,
with unchristian boastfulness we think, quoting from The Bad Sex in
Fiction Award out of London, December 5, 2003: “[S]he moaned like
someone being stabbed to death.” Rabbi Glatt! Yeah, baby!
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For Christendom Studios this is no problem. As Quentin Tarantino puts
it: “The audience and director is an S&M relationship, and the
audience is the M.” The New Yorker, October 20, 2003.
(Christendom Studios may have found its worldwide head of production.)
There are ecology maharajas who drive gigantic SUVs the size of
mining trucks, larger than some houses, and use a combination of two
jet helicopters and a private jet to travel 20 miles.
Painted on the side of the mining truck/SUV: Ecology Now!
And: The Earth Does Not Belong to Us, We Belong to Mommy Earth. I Love
You, Mommy.’
There are New York Times and CBS News, NBC News, ABC News and CNN
reporters who decide not to cover the mass murder of millions of
Protestant and Catholic women, children, babies, pregnant women, the
elderly and men in Sudan, one sixth of the murdered Christians being
children, one third of the murdered Christians being children and young
people.
A running gag: New York Times reporters sitting around the news room and
making up ever more ludicrous news stories.
Not to be forgotten: American anti-Americanism, anti-Semitism, the
Protocols of the Elders of Pie-on the Face, anti-Protestant and
anti-Catholic bigotry in newsrooms and at Ivy League colleges.
A Very Special Comedy Section: the YWCA gives its presidency to a
hard-edged, anti-Protestant and anti-Catholic Lesbian secular humanist,
secular utopian. Lot’s of fun here!
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A Very Special Comedy Section: the United Nations. The United
Nations aid workers who trade food to starving mothers for sex with
their daughters. The effete United Nations officials who let 800,000
Rwandans be murdered when a few thousand soldiers could have prevented
it. “That was sure a darn thing,” notes a UN official.
The billions of dollars stolen by UN officials including Sec-Gen Huge
Lard Bum.
The furious, genocidal anti-Semitism of the UN, with Hitler-praising
United Nations representatives. An Arab diplomat trips over a stone and
insists, “Mossad put that rock there.” Homicide bombers as nut-balls.
The mad, mad, mad anti-Americanism at the United Nations. The barmy race
hatred seen at the United Nations conference against racism. White
people as the living devil. Anti-Protestant and anti-Catholic bigotry
abounds.
When United States and South Korean and other prosperous nations suggest
that the South Korean ascent to wealth can be followed by the poor
nations, the United Nations ambassadors start shouting, Socialism is our
religion! Freedom of religion now! Poverty is Justice!
The UN holds a fabulous, unforgettable, memorable for-the-ages
projectile vomiting contest against a sign reading: Capitalism and
Christianity. The United Nations as hate-filled loony bin.
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WORLD PEACE ACHIEVED
The United Nations determines that World Peace will better be achieved
Forever if relaxing music is played at the beginning of each daily
session of the United Nations General Assembly.
Lilting lullabies go out over the sound system daily. World Peace is
definitely being advanced. The diplomats literally waltz around the
United Nations buildings as Grand Waltz music is played.
Mozart helps solve previously intractable problems.
Well, alas, there is a glitch. It seems that one warlike group or
another does not think much of Polish Polka music. Soon, certain
remarks, slights, then insults are being traded in the halls of our
blessed Peace Chamber, the United Nations.
In manly response, the Polish delegation insists on playing delightful,
lyrical Polish Polka music from boom boxes and from their Volvo megawatt
boom boxes.
Soon, fisticuffs are exchanged in The Hallowed Halls of Whirled Peas,
then knife fights, then pistols and rifles are used to extend the search
for World Peace.
Finally, the Honor of France can no longer accept this Polish Hog
Calling Music. France has Air France fly three passenger jet airliners
fly simultaneously into the United Nations and kerpluffe it like the
World Trade Center was kerfluffed.
The Good News: the Honor of France is maintained! The fight in New York
continues as a low intensity conflict among the diplomatic corps in the
rubble of the United Nations. Meanwhile, Poland and its ally Germany
attack and invade France, in a Blitzkrieg attack through the Ardennes
Forest, to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony in C Minor. World War
III has begun. Humanity ever advances.
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In the The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos:
There are Sodomite Pride Days followed by Drunk Pride Days and
Crack-User Pride Days and Laziness Pride Days and Masturbator Pride Days
and Relationship Junky Pride Days and Christian Namby-Pamby Pride Days
and Grossly Obese Pride Days and First Date Dick Suckers Pride Day and
Big Farter Pride Days.
All have their very own National and World Headquarters, in Los Angeles,
(“Big Farter National Headquarters. Eat beans, baloney and bran. Check
our web site, Farting.com. We Are Farts. How may I help you?”).
All have their very own Annual Parades and acting-out.
It’s The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos!
At the Big Farter Pride Parade Day, Christian clergy galore appear on
the flat bed trucks in the parade. “With Christian love, we do not want
to leave anyone behind, or any behind behind.”
Some 300-pound-plus Pride Celebrators on the trucks bend over and let
‘er rip.
One 400-pounder lets go a prize piece of rectal thunder – just as a
great V of Canadian geese are flying overhead. He knocks down the whole
flock, dead on the pavement in the V shape.
A sewer rat suffers the bad luck of walking in the gutter just as one
stalwart of the Big Farter’s Pride Parade shows off the products of his
work: the sewer rat is struck dead immediately.
Poodle dogs and chihuahuas die almost as a matter of course.
Savage German shepherds and pit bulls strain at the leash to run away,
with their tales quivering between their legs.
It’s The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos!
That voluntary willing cannibalism case in Germany: It is the genre of
the sort of thing that must appear in The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™.
One cannibal guy, in midtown Manhattan, becomes a restaurant critic
(reported on CNN by Anderson Cooper, January 29, 2004, about some
cannibal stud in Japan). It’s The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™!!!
And we have to have some super-dope Christian clergy talking about Love
to super-dope secular humanists and secular utopians who prate about
Multiculturalism As An Absolute (MAAA).
It’s The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™!
Yet more wonderful news
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos breaks two more Last Taboos: The President
of the United States is a wild sodomite, we mean, flaming queen, and he
is a tad on the chubby side. Actually, more than a tad when you think of
it.
His Wife is a screaming queen, 250-pounds of love. He is known as The
First Spouse. To White House reporters he is known as The First Lazy. To
the tabloid reporters he is known at Lipstick Frenzy. To the Secret
Service he is known unkindly as The Queen Bum, a reference to his large
rear end, and perhaps to the odd way he walks and wiggles with his
Queenly Bum stuck out. O boy is he bee-eeyootiful!
The Breaking of a Third Taboo:
Their lip-lock, tongue-down-the-throat kisses make Al and Tipper Gore
look like a ten year old brother and sister kissing. The Secret Service
guys have to keep puke bags handy. I mean Yuck! But we are making social
progress, or as the President of the United States puts it: ‘thothial
progreth’.
JFK had his Irish Mafia. The First Gay President has his Gay Mafia. Can
you say screaming queens? Can you say wiggle when you walk? Yee-owwee!
The ‘thecretay of defenth’ is a blondined screaming queen. The
nation is at least well-protected from sexual harassment attempts by the
Canadian defense minister who is, for his own reasons, a married
heterosexual, whatever that is, and that’s okay. I mean everyone’s got
problems.
The first gay President of the United States is also the first socialist
President of the United States. Tax rates go up to 90%. The defense
budget is cut 75%, we believe in love.
Unfortunately there is a White House intern scandal. Intern Morris
Lewinsky gets involved in the old head-bobbing thing under the desk. Mr.
President! At least it’s not sex.
MEETING FOREIGN AFFAIRS CRISES: President Bobby John (BJ) Hornblower
meets with the prime ministers of Britain, France, Spain, Germany and
Italy to discuss the Muslim demands for separate nations in the United
States, Britain, France, Spain, Germany and Italy.
The Muslim nation in the United States is to be called Allah Is Great,
formerly Florida and New Jersey. President BJ Hornblower asserts,
“My administration will fight to the end for United States autonomy.”
Which means, we are open to discussions. The United States would keep
Hoboken and Orlando.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos motion pictures cannot be complete
without the consecration of an Episcopalian Bishop who is a flaming gay
guy. Here is a rich, rich treasure lode of Evelyn Waugh material.
Multi-culturalism and Diversity:
In the The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos, rolliking, jolly Neo-Nazis, Nazis,
fascists, Islamo-fascists, subjugated Islamic women, transexuals,
transvestites, rapists, horsemeat eaters, puppy dog eaters, Communists,
pedophiles, man-boy rapists, all demand and receive and enjoy a place at
the Multicultural Table.
The good news: They are not “self-destructive fools.” That is, they do
not allow Protestants and Catholics and Jews – because of the
essentially fascist nature of Protestants and Catholics and Jews who, as
anti-progressives, must be excluded.
In The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos there is a large Secular Humanist
Bureaucracy to Instruct Protestant and Catholic Clergy on The Correct
Causes that Must Be Adopted.
The Earth Liberation Movement engages in gestapo commando tactics to
liberate our Mom, the planet earth. Ma, we wuv you!
ELM uses flamethrowers and atomic bombs to clear the land of Human
Being Locusts.
The ELM triumphs by causing the deaths of millions of Human Being
Locusts by banning DDT pesticides. Tens of millions of children die
wretched deaths. A magnificent triumph.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ would not be complete without a number of
Strictly Unauthorized visits to the Playboy Mansion.
Every The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ motion picture will include Totally
Unauthorized appearances by a buncha buncha buncha of famous people who
have visited Our Happy Hef™’s place, Hef’s Hutch. HOT HOT HOT!!!
SIZZLING!!!
Many people will not have been aware, until seeing The Kingdom of the
Sappy-Poos™, that all women visitors - and men visitors, for EQUALITY -
to Hef’s Hutch, wear a cheerful bunny COTTONTAIL. Isn’t this lovely?
It’s just so cute you could just barf-up your buns.
For example, we saw Bill Maher there wearing a pink COTTONTAIL. And big
perky rabbit ears! We do not want you to think that we are “that way”
when we say that Bill Maher looked positively coquettish when he cutely
wiggled his pink COTTONTAIL ass across the room to Our Happy Hef™ who
was wearing a lovely fuschia COTTONTAIL. Hef’s rabbit ears were more of
the lovely floppy variety.
No one who is not a Christian prissy-poo UAS (Uptight About Sex) will be
surprised that there are condoms everywhere at Hef’s Hutch™. The condoms
hang from every pocket and purse. These are of course all Female
Condoms. The men refuse to wear condoms, this being a Bachelor Male
Supremacist Culture Hutch.
Will The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ show Our Happy Hef™’s bisexual
activity? Guess!
Might some of this bisexual activity be with um pleasantly plump 400
pound morbidly obese gentlemen? Guess! Hey, Our Happy Hef™ is not a
bigot!
One of Our Happy Hef™’s bisexual paramours is a 7’ transvestite named
Honey Pud. Our Happy Hef™ is not filled with bigotry, intolerance and
hatred (BIH) like the Hypocritical Christians™!
Will there be bitch slapping at Hef’s Hutch? No way. Our Happy Hef™
stands opposed to violence against women. Yet, Our Happy Hef™ is
positively proud to be bitch slapped himself. Hef is a prince!
At least one sheep-like creature will make its appearance at each
Playboy Mansion party. This sheep has, oddly, a rabbit’s cottontail.
Known to biology as a Sheep-wabbit, the exact purpose of the Sheep-wabbit
being at Hef’s Hutch is not yet known.
However, our undercover intrepid Investigative Reporter (code name, Deep
Vagina) will seek to find out what the heck the Sheep-wabbit is doing at
the Playboy Mansion.
Our Christian politeness would not allow us to suggest Sheep-Wabbit
sodomy and therefore the term Sheep-wabbit sodomy will never cross out
lips. For one thing, at Hef’s Hutch™ it is prudent to keep your mouth
closed in any case, if you kind of catch our drift.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ motion pictures would not be complete
without some Hollywood marriages. There is the marriage of Carmen
Electron, in which to save money the Invitation to the Marriage and to
the Divorce are combined in one.
Saves postage! Sweetly, there are three Wish Lists at Macy’s: 1. Theirs
for the Marriage of Perfect Love. 2. Hers for the Divorce. 3. His for
the Divorce.
We could do without that Mustang Ranch Gift Certificate request from Him
yet love is love is love.
Equally Romantic is the Hollywood Marriage of Billy Bob Bob Billy Bob
Bubba Bubba and Ms. Angel Fuck Jolly. Each wears a Gallon of each
other’s blood around their necks. Sometimes there are accidents but love
triumphs over all.
Love is beautiful.
At the Request of Justin Timberlake:
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ motion pictures would not be complete
without the details of the Automatic Bum Wiggling Machine™ used by
Brittany Speers and Beyond Say Knowledge. Look, a girl can get tired
hauling ass. Hello! No problem! The Automatic Bum Wiggling Machine™ to
the rescue.
(What did JT mean when he referred to BS as ‘The Cavernous Cavern Where
Sailors Get Lost’? Maybe a visit to the The Vaginal Rejuvenation Clinic
at Beverly Hills is in order? You apply for permission to get onto their
waiting list. Just give ‘em a sob story!)
The Automatic Bum Wiggling Machine™ fits around the waist of the girl
like a corset. Just one battery. Now, the current models do admittedly
require that the battery be a Mercedes Benz S600 V12 car battery, but it
fits onto the back in a Goochee/Rolf Loren backpack and, hey, it works.
No invention is perfect. There are always these little…glitches. Get
real. Join the real world.
Inventors are working on the gas problem. A hundred or so rectal
emissions per song and dance number is not a good sign, okay okay okay.
Until the solution comes, The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos™ must report the
reports The back-up singers and dancers just use a low-tech clothes pin
on their noses. No need to disdain low-tech. Warren Buffet buys
low-tech! Hello!
We are just doing our job as reporters and artists. You got something
against art, bub? Want to settle this outside? Got a six-pack of Whup-Ass
for you, pal. Art, Art, we live for art! And Tom and Dick and Harry,
too, especially for Dick.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos would not be complete without some Monty
Pythonesque moments, though actually anti-Monty Pythonesque moments as
the Monty Python motion picture hilarious comedies were anti-Protestant
and anti-Catholic.
For example: secular humanist women hold marches and demonstrations to
get their Rights: funding for medical procedures to let secular
humanist women conceive babies via giving blow jobs.
President George Bush, known as Hitler the 2nd to the feminists, denies
their request for Blow Job Equality. But when the New Mobe
demonstrations outside the White House grow too large, Hitler the 2nd
relents and the women get their rights to Babies By Blow Job.
Unfortunately, the number of blow jobs for conception is usually 100.
Never satisfied with the status quo, the New Mobe Feminists demand the
“10 Blow Job Standard.” In a historic State of the Union speech, Hitler
the 2nd gives in to the 10 Blow Job Standard.
There is ever new progress and liberation in the The Kingdom of the
Sappy-Poos.
Every scene in every screenplay submitted for review in The Kingdom of
the Sappy-Poos™ motion picture series must have two things going on
at once, like some scenes in numbers of Steven Spielberg movies.
These two events must be designated in each and every scene by the
screenwriter.
EVENT 1: Socialist ecology Harvard professor punches a girl Christian
student in the face because he hates Christians.
EVENT 2: Brat in background paints graffiti reading Sodomy is its own
punishment.
Some parts of The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos scripts should have the
manic, fast pace of the Laugh-In television series and of Marx Brothers
madcap comedy.
There are to be various running gags throughout. A senseless, hypnotic
word is repeated and picked up by all who hear it, repeat it endlessly
themselves - and hop up and down once every 10 or 20 repetitions.
Including the President of the United States and so on.
The Kingdom of the Sappy-Poos may have more sequels than Police Academy.
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Telenovelas
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Christendom Studios
Television intends to experiment with American “Telenovelas” in English
for the American audience.
Telenovelas, popular in Latin America, are
five-nights-a-week-for-three-months dramas.
Christendom Studios will seek advertisers that will agree to place
commercials only at the hour and half-hour.
And telenovelas can be branded, such as “Procter & Gambles The Mason
Family of Los Angeles.”
Then, free or cheap DVDs and coupons and perhaps adult-comics of the
telenovela can be made available for downloading or by mail.
This would not work with secular humanist sit-com crap or crime-crap.
Product placement can be the norm.
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Super-Christian Versus the Anti-Christians
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A Christendom Studios motion picture franchise.
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Saddam Hussein - The Rise of Saladin
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Christendom Studios intends to make a two-picture
biography picture of Saddam Hussein.
The Studio’s intention is to make motion picture history.
The systematic use of rape and torture will be shown in these motion
pictures.
Tickets will not be sold to individuals; moviegoers must come as two
people. Only persons 21-years and older can attend the motion
pictures or purchase the DVD’s. The purchaser must give their own
Password to open the DVD.
There may be room for similar motion pictures about Stalin, Hitler and
Mao.
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The Six
Continents of Christendom
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The Six Continents of Christendom
A television series, a one-hour drama, switching from continent to
continent of Christendom. The characters in each segment typically
inadvertently pass off the next drama incident to another. Sort of like
The Yellow Rolls Royce.
The families are Protestants and Catholics and committed Jews and
secular humanist families and individuals.
The refrain, even amidst unhappiness and travail: “We are the best
civilization.”
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The Hernandez Family - A Television Series
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The Hernandez Family is a Southern California
based-family. The lead character in a field of strong characters is
Elizabeth Hernandez – who rose from grape picker to head of a
1,000-restaurant chain and a cosmetics firm, Christian Woman Cosmetics™.
She is six feet tall.
Each one-hour segment opens with her husband, Jorge, saying close-up to
the screen:
“My wife… seems to cause a lot of happiness in this world.”
Jorge is a professor of English literature and a Regent of the
University of California. He is a former U.S. Marine and CIA black bag
operative.
The family is a strong Roman Catholic family. Including the
children and adult children. To those who object we offer this
Christian sentiment:
you are asshole bigots.
Elizabeth’s major relationship is with her lifelong companion, Maria.
Another of Elizabeth’s major relationships is with her four Driver
Girls, who are all from East L.A. and from Elizabeth’s province in
Mexico.
The Hernandez
Family live in Paradise Village, a community of wealthy and
super-wealthy families. Paradise Village is a place of wide, leafy,
unpaved streets with 60’ trees.
As Paradise Village is supposedly a Catholic village, though in fact
only 50% Roman Catholic, every series segment opens with some vandals
being caught spray-painting onto the entrance sign, Paradise Village:
“Vatican Version.” The Paradise Village police cruiser beeps them, and
the two kids run off.
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A Historic television series
The Hernandez Family will be the first portrayal of a Mexican-American,
Roman Catholic family that is Mexican-American and Roman Catholic in
cultures. In contrast, for example, the George Lopez Show could change
its name to the Fred Wilson Show without missing a beat.
Paradise Village
The Hernandez Family can spin-off other television series from recurring
characters.
One black family, The Washington Family, whose daughter
Alexandra, is the best friend of Jorge’s daughter, both 20, can result
in a series.
The father is a world-acclaimed brain surgeon. He is the best at what he
does. Texas oil men offer him $1,000,000 to operate on their otherwise
inoperable tumors.
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The Charlize
Theron Story
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The Charlize Theron Story, a TV movie about Ms. Theron
and her mom.
If Ms. Theron wants such a TV movie. She can produce and direct.
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There are numbers of other Christendom
Studio motion picture and television projects in Magna Carta/Federalist
Papers II.
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