The Largest Boycott in History requires
that the 100 largest advertisers decline to sponsor any television show
with an actor who can be described as follows, from a Page Six column in
the New York Post.It turns out that NBC
believes that all wives including Mrs. Jeffery Immelt and Mrs. Tom
Brokaw and Mrs. Robert Wright are whores and that the mothers of these
men and all men in American are whores:
May
26, 2004
-- PIMPIN' ain't easy - especially when your day job is acting on a
popular prime-time TV drama.
Pimp-turned-rapper-turned-actor [sexist] is best known to millions of
viewers as [name removed] on NBC’s [name of program] but fans of
hard-core pornography may have caught him in that instant carnal
classic, Pimpin' 101."
The sex
tape - first out in 2002 and recently re-released as “Pimp'in 101" - has
[sexist pig] dispensing dollops of pimp wisdom and describing different
types of "hos," including the "Track Ho," "Carpet Ho," "Stripper Ho" and
"Porno Ho."
In
between [idiot]’s edifying observations, porn stars are shown engaging
in an eye-popping variety of graphic sex scenes.
"Strippers are my favorite type of ho because they do not believe they
are prostitutes," [brutal idiot] says in the video. "A lot of them
believe they are entertainers. Well, if you're an entertainer, you don't
get off that goddamn stage. Lap-dancing is not entertaining. Lap-dancing
is prostitution."
[Name of
brutal idiot], who last plied his pimping trade many years ago and is
married now to a frequently photographed blond bombshell named [name of
idiot], also opines in the video: "It's funny. Free [bleep] always costs
you more. The wife is the ultimate ho."
He also
calls pornography "the ultimate, final level of the mother[bleeping]
game, the pimp game," and leaves viewers with this tantalizing truism:
"All of us are hos in one way or another, but very few will ever
but very few will ever
get the chance to truly pimp."
When we
called NBC for comment, we were read a statement attributed to executive
producer, Neal Baer: "[name of brutal fool] is a phenomenal actor
who has done amazing work. His acting has been showcased in episodes
that dealt with problems in the foster care system and other important
issues facing society."
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An NBC
spokesman declined to comment further about [idiot]s foray into flesh
flicks, but didn't seem thrilled with [name of rectum guy] starring in
any "Pimpin'" sequels: "We wouldn't even speculate on that," he said.
Forget
re-runs, a-holes! This turkey is done. You can stick a fork
in it.
The Largest Boycott in History requires that each of CBS, ABC and CNN
assign one or more reporters – including black women reporters -
full-time to this immense national scandal. The object of their 24/7
attentions: the board members of GE-NBC – at their offices, golf clubs,
private jets.
The Largest Boycott in History requires that GE-NBC hold a board meeting
to discuss this problem and that the spouses of board members be
present.
The
Largest Boycott in History requires that the Screen Actors Guild hold a
public meeting to discuss the scandal in which a prominent member of SAG
has called all women including all wives whores.
An
NBC agent calls all 500 Congressional wives whores:
The
Largest Boycott in History requires that each of CBS, ABC and CNN
publicly offer Congress gavel-to-gavel coverage of the issue of an NBC
agent has called all 500 Congressional wives and mothers whores.
The
Largest Boycott in History invites all 500 Congressional wives – or,
whores to use the term of a GE-NBC agent – to contact The Largest
Boycott in History. To arrange the Historic Congressional Wives S&
Mothers Sit-in at GE-NBC headquarters at 30 Rock in New York. Take the
Amtrak up. Bring along your Congressman husband. Make sure that he
follows your orders.
The
Largest Boycott in History charges each of CBS, ABC and CNN $1,000,000
per day that they fail to assign two or more reporters full-time to The
Historic Sit-in by Congressional Wives. The issues: that all women are
whores, according to pimps hired by NBC, and that Genocide Against
Christians in Sudan need not be reported.
The
Largest Boycott in History invites any women who have been turned out or
beaten up by NBC’s pimp agent to contact The Largest Boycott in
History. You deserve remuneration. Contact Terrence at
Gathering-of-Eagles.net/buyteam.
We do
have one word to suggest to the hapless wife of this unlettered,
pre-Moses, pre-Christian Era, Dark Ages doofus: Tiffany. Make this
total rectum pay and pay and pay. Call Kobe Bryant’s wife. She got a
$4 million dollar rock. How much does Mr. Rectum Boy owe you for
calling you a whore and for wrecking so much?
The
endgame of secular humanist culture is the complete triumph of bachelor
male supremacist culture, in which women have no power whatsoever over
men, not even for bearable grooming or bearable manners (seen Sex in the
City?).
Women and sex have become commodities
and the price of these commodities is perpetually falling. Wearing your
sex bracelet, bitch?
What
this nation needs is a major new round of feminism.
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The
Largest Boycott in History demands that NBC:
1. Publicly apologize live on-air on the evening news. The apology must
be delivered by a board member of GE-NBC.
2. Contribute $10,000,000 to a The Largest Boycott in History-acceptable
prostitutes recovery group such as Children of the Night.
3. Contribute $10,000,000 to a The Largest Boycott in History-acceptable
feminist women’s group that opposes the view that all wives are whores.
(Let’s have a new organization, World Organization of Women. Forget NOW,
hopeless.
Too bad that the idiot bozo who made these remarks did not announce, ‘I
am a Christian’. Then, NOW would have gone to war against the enemies of
this nation, Christians. However, he merely said that all women are
whores. NOW is happy.)
4. Pay $100,000 a day late fees as of Labor Day 2004 for failure to pay
these fees.
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