Directors 8

More for the Board of Directors of the national television media parent corporations, and their television advertisers

Should the U.S. require that all sellers of oil in the U.S. obtain 3% more per year of all their oil from the Americas?
	Alberta's oil sands have 10 times the oil as Saudi Arabia and five times the oil of the Middle East. Alberta (it is the nation of Canada) has 1.6 trillion barrels of oil. This fact is inconvenient to good little Nature Worshippers. Ever to the rescue, The Largest Boycott in History has some demands to infuriate the fundamentalists of the Nature Worship religion: 1. That each of (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN editorially advocate, on a continuing basis, the exploration of the Athabasca Tar Sands source of oil; and, 2. Base a reporters in Ft. McMurray full-time with not less than monthly reports; and, 3. The Largest Boycott in History demands that each of CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, Fox News and CNN hire some reporters and commentators who favor drilling for oil off the United States coasts and in Alaskan wildlife areas. The Replacement Religion crowd are trying to force their religion down the throats of Protestants and Catholics. Drilling for oil is part of the greatness of United States and Christendom civilization. The blue-clad, horizon-art oil wells offshore can barely be seen with the naked eye. The same secular-religion fanatics and zealots who go wacky-doodle over oil drilling would be fanatically opposed to U.S. expansion if the United States was still composed of only the original 13 states, or had not yet expanded west of the Mississippi River. Top
The Americas Oil Company Proposal Herewith a for-example proposal, useful if only to cause volcanic, purple pulsating rage in the Nature Worship People
	That (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN obtain an anti-trust waiver and join the the one-hundred largest television advertisers to form, jointly with the major oil companies and with the American and Canadian people, The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™ – to get oil from the Americas. The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™ is to be based in Los Angeles and in Calgary. (Note to the reporters of NBC, ABC, CBS and CNN: Alberta, it's in Canada a bi-i--ig nation to the north of the 48-states.) Alberta’s Athabasca Tar Sands, the world’s largest oil reserve, has five times the oil of the middle east, ten times the Saudi Arabian oil reserves. Forbes magazine, March 3, 2003: “..hold 315 billion barrels of recoverable oil – enough to supply all U.S. import needs for the next 50 years. …[Suncor plus] new players like ChevronTexaco, Shell and Koch Industries. There were so many new workers it took 200 buses to ferry them every morning to the [oil sands] mines to lay roads and build refineries.” In May 2003, “Canada raised its proven reserves from four billion barrels to 180 billion barrels – that’s right, Canada overnight became second to Saudi Arabia in total reserves, thanks to oil sands deemed to be commercially and technologically viable at $15 per barrel.” The Blue-Eyed Sheiks The Largest Boycott in History requires that each of CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, Fox News and CNN assign one or more reporters full-time to the beat. Alberta is in Canada, a large nation to the north. Shares would be issued to every Canadian citizen individually. The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™ would then in turn issue other shares to every U.S. voter who turned in an unmarked voting stub from a named election. Both political parties and all candidates can issue I-take-credit flyers by the truck load. The equity would allow potentially-$1,000,000 in stock to be issued to every Republic and Democratic county chairmen who are not public officials. And $1,000,000 in stock to each of the columnists et al noted in Gathering-of-Eagles.net/boards05 As the Wall Street Journal’s Business World columnist Holman W. Jenkins, Jr. notes, May 14, 2003 writing on Iraqi oil: “The other model is full privatization, in which ownership shares are distributed directly to the people. Our proposal is a variation on privatization…. It starts with auctioning off oil extraction rights to [the major U.S. and Canadian oil companies]…. Roughly $50,000 per Iraqi judging by current market prices of companies with large oil reserves.” Top The advantages to Canada: 1. Canadian citizens in this plan would also receive stock in the major U.S. oil companies and, thereby, own reserves worldwide. When the numbers are crunched, the Canadians can decide for themselves. It may be $X,000 versus $XX,000 each. Largest Boycotts is able to offer a $1,000,000 cash prize for the best proposal, from the boycott settlement payments. The plan as here proposed - subject to changes - can monetize the oil in the Athabasca Tar Sands. Canadian oil companies cannot do this alone. The monetization could be of a fixed number of barrels – perhaps 100 billion barrels. Say just for example: $1,500,000,000,000 (one and a half trillion dollars) divided by 100,000,000 people would be $15,000-U.S. per Canadian – for every person, child and newborn baby: $60,000-U.S. for a family of four, about $100,000-Canadian. 3. The basis of the monetization: the plan that requires all oil companies that sell oil to the U.S. and Canada to get 3% more of their oil per year from the Athabasca Tar Sands. Canada cannot do this alone. Each non-Canadian bidding oil company would be required to set up a separate Canadian company (not a subsidiary; perhaps a hybrid), based in Calgary (the Dallas of Canada) and operating under Canadian law and contracts that require lawsuits to be settled in Canada. Shares would trade on the Canadian stock exchanges - and on NYSE as American Depository Receipts. This is wealth that is now flowing to The Three Genocides Against Christians Islamic nations and to the Let’s kill all the Jews Islamic nations and to the Desecrators of the Church of the Nativity Islamic nations. These are the nations that fund terrorism - with our money. Every Canadian Protestant and Catholic and Jewish citizen has a moral interest in The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™. Every Protestant and Catholic and Jewish American has a moral interest in The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™. Largest Boycotts requires that each of CBS News, NBC News, ABC News and CNN editorially support The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™ - on a continuing basis. There will also be a nationally televised drawing for 1,000 giant SUVs! (Pure heresy to totally enrage the secular humanist booboisie. There could be projectile vomiting.) Among the reasons for the Americas Oil Company/The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™: as noted often in the media, for example on the New York Post, February 5, 2003: Saudi Arabia’s Ministry of Education engages unendingly in a Nazi-like, visceral spewing of anti-Semitism. Christianity and Western ideas are often given similar treatment in primary, secondary and high school textbooks, and television. There is also Saudi Arabia’s Million Dollar a Day War Against the Christian Mecca: the Holy Land. Let Saudi Arabians drink their oil. It possesses valuable lubricating qualities. Some stock is to be issued to every American who turns in a voting stub to Goldman, Sachs et al. Every Canadian citizen of every age gets stock. Our tears are flowing: this drilling for oil will involve puncturing Mommy Earth’s precious skin with – hurtie-pie! – drilling bits. And using really big scary trucks with smelly fume engines. Are we nasty-pie or what? Drilling for oil is a testament to the industrial genius of Christendom. Consumption of oil is good. Top To be from the First Boycott Target: Our corporation will not advertise on the Target Television Network until the network has a full-time correspondent based at the Athabasca Tar Sands. Consumption of oil is good. Being a reporter based in northern Alberta is a freezing experience, but only for eleven months of the year. Better stay on the good side of The Largest Boycotts in History. The Largest Boycott in History notes that theChina Petroleum & Chemical Corp. and the Chinese oil giant CNPC and oil czar Zhang Guobao can be invited to set up next to The Great Canadian and American Citizens’ Oil Company™. Ref. The Wall Street Journal, December 5, 2003. Gal Luft, editor or Energy Security writes in the Los Angeles Times, February 2, 2004, “Without a comprehensive strategy designed to prevent China from becoming an oil consumer on a par with the U.S., a superpower collision is in the cards.” The Largest Boycott in History requires that each of CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, Fox News and CNN assign one or more reporters full-time to the beat. With not less than one report monthly. And with not less than monthly questions at White House press briefings. In Summation: Judeo-Christian culture and beliefs about nature reassert themselves over the retrograde, reactionary, risible Nature Worship whoop-de-poop of secular humanist, secular utopian culture. Note to the members of the boards of director: 99% of your reporters oppose and are sickened by this Largest Boycott option. That is why you are going to lose billions of dollars. Because your reporters think that drilling for oil is...... baddy-pie! Baddy-pie! Top
Reportage of War Scandals - More media scandal that can cost the network parent corporations
	The Largest Boycott in History requires that each of (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN: 1. Instruct the required Presiding Responsible Board Member at each News Department telecast (including the morning shows regardless) to keep a Daily Log of the number of minutes and seconds devoted to the prosecution of the war against terror, and separately, the number of minutes devoted to the much-loved scandals about the war prosecution. 2. That an outside, independent agency be used to tally up these numbers. 3. That each member of the board of directors be given these numbers in writing weekly, and invited to contact the Presiding Responsible Board Member to his cell phone. Largest Boycott will charge $100,000 a day for each Board Member who indicates that he or she did not receive this opportunity. $50,000 a day goes to the board member who is denied the opportunity. 3. That these numbers be posted each Friday evening on the network's web site. Finally, the coup de grace: The Largest Boycott in History requires that the board of directors meet weekly (yes, weekly; yes, we know; no, don't bore us) to discuss the question: Are our reporters, in an excess of political passion, unrepresentative bias, and even American anti-Americanism, stabbing our U.S. fighting forces in the back? A transcript of these meetings must be maintained for the public record. The bottom line: the careers of pretty boy and perky girl reporters are over. There is no recovery. Secular utopianism is a very thin set of cards to bring to the table of life. It's the endgame. Soon, GWTW. Top