The Largest Boycott in History requires
(read: demands) that (1)
GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3)
Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN offer a slew of LBH-to-be-named
columnists a paid, two-minute to three-minute, Commentary slots.
These will be from five-times-a-week to once-per-month.
These commentaries are to be live from the news broadcast stage itself or a
taped delivery from anywhere on the planet, whatever the columnist wants.
When we were mulling over this idea, a colleague noted that the demand
would cause "apoplectic, purple-faced, veins-popping fury at the broadcast
television networks."
Then we knew that it was the right thing to do. Plus, the fun thing to
do!
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The American people enjoy watching big media, pompous-oids go
whacky-doodle. There is no institution more loathed in America today than
the major media epitomized by CBS, NBC, ABC and CNN.
The newscasts and public affairs casts of these television networks are
hermetically-sealed entities that will be shattered by rude, contrary and
"incorrect" comments by rude, disrespectful columnists.
These columnists can talk on any topics they want, including giving media
reviews.
These columnists better keep their social calendars wide open for the
social invitations that will pour in from your new colleagues at the
television networks! Just think of the intellectual discussions together
far into the night!
Columnists can be nominated. It is considered good form to nominate
yourself.
Among those nominated already by disrespectful persons at TLBH.
These nominations are without the knowledge, solicitation or permission of
the nominees.
William Safire -
safire@nytimes.com
Steve Dunleavy at the New York Post
John Crudele - Wall Street reporter, New York Post
jcrudele@nypost.com
Other New York Post columnists, for CBS, NBC, ABC and CNN, not Fox.
Charles Jacobs at the New York Times' Boston Globe
Terry Semel, Yahoo Chief Executive
Richard Lovett,
President, Creative Artists Agency
Jeff Berg,
President, International Creative Management
James A. Wiatt,
President, William Morris Agency
Peter Bart,
Editor-in-Chief,
Daily Variety
Karen Elliott House, Publisher, Wall Street Journal
Paul A. Gigot, Editor of the Editorial Page, Wall Street Journal
Steve Forbes, Publisher, Forbes Magazine
Peggy Noonan - columnist, Wall Street Journal Online
Monica Crowley – public affairs commentator
Lynne Cheney – an intellectual
Tipper Gore – opponent of Genocide Against
Christians.
David Pecker, chief executive, American Media.
S.I. Newhouse, Jr. - chairman and chief
executive, Condé Nast
Jann Wenner, Publisher, US Magazine
The Committee On the Present Danger
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Cal Thomas - syndicated columnist is 550 papers, notes that Hollywood
thinks Protestants and Catholics are dunderheads, is 6''7" of opposition
to anti-Christian bigotry. Can now address the nation.
www.calthomas.com
The President of the United States – a four year
experiment beginning January 21, 2005.
Each television network can offer, in round-robin,
a once-monthly or perhaps twice-monthly, two-minute or three-minute
Commentary piece to whomever is the POTUS. A fireside chat? Whatever.
The Brookings Institution and the Heritage Foundation, equal time.
American Enterprise Institute and an liberal think tank, yet to
volunteer, yet to be selected.
FrontPageMagazine.com – weekly
Richard Johnson, Page Six columnist, New York Post
– critics of giving Mr. Johnson television commentary time should
contact him directly. No need to go through The Largest Boycott in
History. Wield power directly, Mr. Big Suit Poop-de-poop.
rjohnson@nypost.com
Among Mr. Johnson’s reporting coups: finding that a
major NBC agent calls all women, including your mom and mine, whores.
Liz Smith, Social Analyst columnist. Criticize her
to her face, Mr. Big Suit Poop-de-Poop
Army Archerd, columnist
Lloyd Grove, columnist, New York Daily News.
Michael Reagan, talk show host
Mike Gallagher – talk show host
Maggie Gallagher - columnist
Maggiebox2004@yahoo.com
Tina Brown – TV show host, CNBC
Condoleezza Rice – will Dr. Rice become the first
woman President of the United States? Stay tuned.
Neal Boortz – talk show host, Atlanta
Donald Graham, publisher, Washington Post.
Providing that the Post rises to the occasion, however belatedly, on
Genocide Against Christians in Sudan.
Michael Horowitz of the Hudson Institute – a major
figure in raising the issue of persecution of Christians abroad. Ref.
Wall Street Journal, May 26, 2004. While most Protestant and Catholic
intellectuals had their fingers in their ears, Mr. Horowitz was
organizing Christians. Mr. Horowitz notes approvingly that the U.S.
evangelicals are driven by the same “tough-minded Christianity that
propelled Britain’s empire.
Prof. John Yoo, a law professor at Berkeley
University, a scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, and author
the Wall Street Journal piece titled Terrorists Have No Geneva Rights,
May 26, 2004.
Steven Emerson, terrorism expert, author of
American Jihad. Speaks the English language, not political correctness,
and is accordingly loathed.
Bill Keller – Editor, the New York Times.
Providing that the Times rises to the occasion, however belatedly, on
Genocide Against Christians in Sudan.
Judith Miller – reporter, New York Times.
She is some kind of bitch, is the New York Times.
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Speakers on the issue of bringing to justice the
murderers of over two million Christians in Sudan. As Human Rights
Watch’s Carroll Bogert notes in the Wall Street Journal, May 26, 2004,
in her piece titled SOS Sudan, the Sudanese militia committing crimes
against humanity must be “brought to justice.”
So, you see, the desire of all the pretty boy and perky girl reporters
at (1) GE-NBC-MS
[Microsoft] NBC/CNBC, (2) Viacom-CBS,
(3) Disney-ABC and (4)
Time Warner-CNN to write off the over
2,000,000 dead will not be realized.
Eliot Spitzer, Attorney General of New York.
Perhaps future POTUS? The Largest Boycott in History wonders if the
fiduciary responsibilities of board members of the television network
parent corporations have been so egregiously ignored, that the SEC, the
FCC, and the states and the institutional holders should confer about
lawsuits. The failure to report on Genocide Against Christians in Sudan
is against the fiduciary duties of board members to the stockholders.
‘We didn’t know that we were supposed to report on genocide’?
Christopher Byron – financial writer on the topic
of, to quote his May 24, 2004 column title, “Money, Murk & Muck”
cbyron@nypost.com
Harvey Weinstein, public affairs analyst, Miramax Pictures
Graydon Carter, editor, Vanity Fair
Linda Stasi, TV columnist, New York Post
Michelle Malkin - New York Post columnist and disrespectful woman -
malkin@comcast.net
Bob Herbert - columnist -
bobherb@nytimes.com
John Podhoretz, columnist -
Podhoretz@nypost.com
Bob Woodward, Assistant Managing Editor, The Washington Post -
woodwardb@washpost.com
Lawrence Kudlow and James Cramer both. If they get the Sudan
genocide issue.
Mortimer Zuckerman, publisher, Daily News, U.S. News & World Report.
Providing that Mr. Zuckerman publicly, on current television, rise to the
occasion on the issue of Genocide Against Alaskan Caribou in Sudan; and,
advocating the three television channels.
Ref.
Gathering-of-Eagles.net/channels
Mike Barnicle, columnist, New York Daily News, if he gets the Sudan
genocide issue and ends his current, now-complicit, PC Silence. If
Mr. Barnicle cannot bring himself to speak on a non-PC issue, we'll send
him the new GE Automatic Bouncing Electric Kneepads with three speeds,
Foreplay, Enthusiasm and Climax. Gives that bi-i-g Secular Thang its
Happy Time, Mike! Said to be a huge seller among Protestant and
Catholic clergy. Not, however, this clergyman:
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons - can address the nation
Can also get studios at
Christendom
Studios
Pacific News Service - pacificnews.org
Juan Williams, NPR Radio, book author
Terry Keenan, senior business correspondent,
terry.keenan@foxnews.com
The New Republic - if they can rise to the occasion about media silence
about Genocide Against Christians in Sudan; and, advocating the three
television channels.
Martin Peretz - if the New Republic publisher can rise to the occasion
about media silence about Genocide Against Christians in Sudan
Newsmax.com - if they can rise to the occasion about media silence
about Genocide Against Christians in Sudan; and, advocating the three
television channels.
Linda Chavez
linda@libertybroadcasting.com
Dick Morris E-mail
at
comments@vote.com
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The Weekly Standard. Yes, yes, we know who owns it.
Stephen Moore, President of the Club for Growth
Keith J. Kelly, Media Ink columnist, New York Post,
kkelly@nypost.com
Donald Trump - if the Donald and his wallet will rise to the occasion on
Genocide Against Christians in Sudan.
A Brace of Beautiful Women. Our prediction: They will rise to
the occasion and will be superior to the three hapless ones, Tom Brokaw,
Peter Jennings and Dan Rather:
Cameron Diaz - actress, opponent of media silence about genocide.
Ann Coulter - columnist
www.anncoulter.com
Michael Kinsley, editorial and opinion editor, L.A. Times, providing he
can rise to the occasion on Sudan even though it is only Genocide
Against Black Christians and Genocide Against Black Africans in western
Sudan. Mr. Kinslely, just think Nixon-Bush Police State-Hitler and
then go to war.
Alicia Keys - articulate singer
Beyoncé Knowles - objects to media silence about genocide against black
Christians
Jennifer Lopez - also objects
Madonna - Madonna has graciously agreed to reveal to us suffering,
scrofulous people of the world, especially us hypocritical Christians, the Truths about the Kabbalah. All
will be well.
Charlize Theron - actress
Nicole Kidman
Brooke Shields
Patricia Heaton
Lucy Liu
Cindy Crawford
Kathy Ireland. kathyireland.com
Jennifer Lopez denies that she challenged the other Gorgeous Ones to a
World Bum-off Competition. Our gal Jenny El (Ms Lopez to you, putz
face; only we, her smoochy smoochy friends call her Jenny El) says that she
challenged the other cantilevered ones to a World Intellect Off.
What exactly is the difference in today's world? Name a paid
commentator at NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN who has taken issue with Genocide
Against Christians.
Bring on the World Bum-off.
Edie Falco - actress - also objects to media silence about genocide.
Oprah and Steadman Graham, author of seven books including two New York
Times bestsellers including Build Your Own Life Brand. Why would
Oprah need an opportunity to address the nation? Because her show
is not the same genre of opportunity.
Catherine Zeta-Jones - a strange woman who speaks in entire sentences
and paragraphs in the English language, has good posture, and dresses
well. Rumor has it she is from Mars.
Ben Stein - economist, lawyer, laff riot.
Joel Mowbray - columnist
mail@joelmowbray.com
Steven Spielberg -
Tammy Bruce - author, former Prexy of L.A. Chapter of NOW
Lachlan Murdoch - media mogul. Yeah, we know.
The Sports Sections of the New York Times, the New York Post and the
Daily News.
Tony Blankley - Washington Times columnist, chef
Paul Johnson, Forbes columnist, historian, imperialist
Tiger Woods
Samuel P. Huntington, Harvard prof, author of the book The Clash of
Civilizations and the Remaking of the World Order, and the article Under
God in the Wall Street Journal, June 16 2004.
Al Rantel, talk show host KABC Radio, Los Angeles
Jed Babbin, fmr. deputy undersecretary of defense - author of a critical
book about the United Nations
Justice Clarence Thomas. Sir, Your Honor, so so grateful for the
call to LAPD Police Chief Bratton and at 3:00 a.m. in the morning on
that 'night', poor Chiefy, but four black & whites around me, I was
going down. Saved me from the pokey! I didn't want a roomy
called Bruiser. I now keep my part of the deal. Luv ya guy.
Neal Cavuto, business news host on Fox. Yeah, we know, don't care.
Prof. Jeremy Rapkin, Cornell, The Case for Sovereignty-Why the World
Should Welcome American Independence
David Murdock - Dole Foods
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