Athletes Great

Matters that stand to draw the favorable attention of the nation

College Athletes No Longer Unpaid Field Hands
	The Largest Boycott in History will require that college athletes in the televised sports no longer be Unpaid Field Hands. It’s a boycott demand of the television networks plus the one-hundred largest television advertisers. College athletes must be able to engage in legal economic acts between adults (also known as business deals), accept endorsement money, accept larger money bids for their services, and no longer be required to live in indentured servitude, under an illegal trust. Aren’t professors, and their adult children in college, allowed to rake in all the extra income they can obtain? As the Wall Street Journal notes editorially, April 2, 2004, “…assumptions that allow our colleges and universities to rake in the bucks off black athletes whom they admit to their schools knowing most will never see a college degree.” This university plantation system now ends. With The Largest Boycott in History. Nation-Stunner, National-Delight The Largest Boycott in History also requires that two or more of (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN and (5) News Corp./Fox News and (6) EchoStar and DirecTV issue an Initial Public Offering for: Professional Athletes TV Channel(s) – mainly owned by the major-sports players’ associations. Universities Sports TV Channel – mainly owned by the universities. WHY? So that athletes and universities better oppose the national media Silence about Genocide Against African Christians in Sudan. You see, Genocide is not a good thing. Genocide is a bad thing. The Members of the boards of directors of the television network parent corporations might see fit to have a word about this with their news departments. How many billions of dollars must NBC News, ABC News, CBS News cost their parent corporations - GE, Disney, Viacom - before the boards of directors of the parent companies each compel their News Department to at long last evidence professional journalism? How long? Top
Notes for Gene Upshaw and other Player Association and Union chief executives
	(1) In Gathering-of-Eagles.net/sportsbond and Gathering-of-Eagles.net/star2 : Each accepted-celebrity player may receiver potentially-$10,000,000 in equity in SportsBOND/Federal Beneficial Sports Wagering Commission stock. The always-there-everywhere caveat: the stock may never be issued; if it is issued, it may be valueless. You may get none, even if others get some. No stock is available now, free or for sale. A person or organization who would not want to hold a wagering stock could exchange it for a basket of New York Stock Exchange blue chip stocks. Stock can be held in a blind trust for still-active players. For purposes herein, players' association chief executives may be considered 'Celebrities' from Motion Pictures, Television, Music, Sports and Business Celebrities'. (2) See Gathering-of-Eagles.net/star3 for superstar celebrity athletes (including retired) who comport themselves as model citizens - and oppose media silence about Genocide Against Black Christians in Sudan. The immense amounts potentially available here can also be available to a player's association chief executive. The always-there-everywhere caveat: the stock may never be issued; if it is issued, it may be valueless. You may get none, even if others get some. No stock is available now, free or for sale. Contact Terrence. See Gathering-of-Eagles.net/buyteam Top
The Barry Bonds Rule
	More to demonstrate the enormous power of The Largest Boycott in History than any other reason: The Largest Boycott in History requires that Major League Baseball, if it plans to be on commercially sponsored television, experiment with a rule that a batter can be walked only once per game. Top
A Team Grows in Brooklyn
	POSTSCRIPT: Regarding The Largest Boycotts in History-Sports Fan Division A Baseball Team Grows in Brooklyn The Largest Boycott in History requires that the boycott targets write: Our corporation will not sponsor Major League Baseball except that there is a MLB team in Brooklyn (Kings County), with the word Brooklyn in its title, and that issues public stock, that is, be a people-of-the-borough-owned team. Maybe the Brooklyn Kings. Just don’t name the team Last Exit From Brooklyn. This public-owned team can be for Brooklyn and also Staten Island. The stadium can have a separate S.I. Section, to protect Islanders from the kind of people in Brooklyn. George Steinbrenner emailed Terrence, it was filled with purple pulsating rage, quintuple exclamation points, stern references to bodily orifices and to bizarre sexual practices with farm animals, he told Largest Boycotts to insert this plan. When the Yankees owner himself suggests a plan, we just do it! George, you command, we obey. Or hold it! Wait a minute here, come to think of it, was it maybe not George Steinbrenner but George Steckenboozer from Brooklyn who emailed us? (Is Red Hook a lovely neighborhood? We bet it is.) Oh well, what’s the difference? We all just love sports. Money doesn’t matter! Play ball! Or, don’t play ball. Who cares? George Steckenboozer might be called by some in fancy schmantzy midtown Manhattan to be just an old geezer living on Social Security in a one-room apartment. Not so. George says he is not disgruntled at all. He says he is bitter. Has an upside down photo of a Walter O'Malley on his wall. So what is that about? While at it, it’s time for a Major League Baseball team in Mexico City, a public stock team. As a team name how about The Mexico City Illegals? No, wait, our friend at the El Coyote Café, José says call his team The Reconquista. What exactly does that mean? We don’t speak their lingo. Let’s ask George. Say what you will about our man George, Steckenboozer knows his baseball. If Major League Baseball detects a 'problem' in giving Brooklyn a team: 1. The Largest Boycott in History will require each television network to editorialize on a continuing basis for an end to baseball's anti-trust exemption; and, 2. Require that (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN create, with an IPO, the World Baseball TV Channel. The U.S. teams can be popular independent teams. Ref. New York Post, June 6, 2004. World Baseball will do revenue-share telecasting only. In the World Baseball, the pitcher's mound will be moved back ten feet. One woman player will be required on the field at all times for each team. Pitchers cannot step off the mound nor batters out of the box. The pitching umpire will be electronic. No spitting or adjusting. Intercontinental games as a matter of course, with teams from China, Japan, the Caribbean, Latin America, Australia. Largest Boycott makes a direct, intimate connection between this demand and the wedge issue of media silence about Genocide Against Christians: Brooklyn is over 2,000,000 urban Americans with a beef against midtown-media Manhattan's 'attitude' about Prods, Caths and committed Jews. Lots of Wall Streeters live in Brooklyn. It is their belief that midtown-media Manhattan needs an....attitude adjustment, and let this attitude adjustment by the swells by all means cost billions of dollars. Top
And what happened to Charlie's Angels Football Team in La-la land?
	As of Labor Day 2004, TLBH - SFD is charging each of the NFL and MLB $2,000,000 a week in season and out until each of Brooklyn has a MLB baseball team; and, Los Angeles has a NFL football team. We just want to be loved. Hello! What is wrong with love? Love us, scum! Top
ATOM BOMB The Largest Boycott in History requires that all home games be televised The pitchfork rebellion by sports fans, the oppressed peasants of sports
	NOW HEAR THIS: There will be no end to The Largest Boycott In History until this agreement has been secured via the television networks informing the much-beloved billionaire owners. The Largest Boycott in History - Sports Fan Division had a program to offer free sex with gorgeous movie stars and models for all willing men. This program proved to be a bummer. One side could not commit. We can't say which. When they say it's not about the money, it's always about the money. So, excu-u-u-u-se us, bitch! In lieu of free sex with squadrons of beautiful women, TLBH-SFD offers something just as good, and as far as we can observe, basically better in the opinion of most men. TLBH-SFD demands that all home games be televised in the MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL. This applies specifically and separately to each televised platform, including broadcast television. Get used to it, Mr. Billionaire Thief. The leagues and team owners have every right to black out home games. Just as a donut shop owner can charge $10.00 a donut if he wants. That is their business model. HOWEVER: the billionaire bores who own these teams forget that they get their billions from the hard work by The Oppressed Peasantry, we the sports fans. We pay for the teams by the purchases of the crap advertised products and by the bundling-heist by the cable television thieves. Following just about every other social group on the planet that has come into consciousness of itself and come into history over the past 100 years, sports fans now crash into history. Rude, dreaded, unwanted, disdained by all the best people. Smooch us, bitches! We lub you. Let's get it on. TLBH - SFD requires that 1. (1) GE-NBC-Universal-MSNBC[Microsoft]/CNBC-Telemundo (2) Viacom-CBS, (3) Disney-ABC and (4) Time Warner-CNN , and, 2. the 100 largest television advertisers, agree not to televise or sponsor sports except that all home games are televised. Top The team owners will just have to come up with a different business model than herding us scrofulous peasants into ugly concrete donut arenas and charging us $9.00 for a hot dog and $100 bucks to watch our employees, multi-millionaire tattooed, surly athletes wearing huge diamonds that we peasants bought for them. GRAB YOUR PITCHFORK! The Billionaire Lords force Our Women to wait in lines to take a pee! Gd damn it, man. They look down on Our Women.* You ever see a Billionaire's Mistress waiting in line to take a pee? Oh no no no no, their gal pals are Up There is the private sweet suite that we suckers bought for them for 500 large. She ain't putting out for us! Hello! This is war. Women sports fans say one thing to us, their wonderful, heroic men: "Come back with your shield or on it!" Cowardly wretch. Just as the Billionaire Boys Club has its rights in the free enterprise system, so too do we, wonderful wonderful O so wonderful us, the fans. We love ourselves. Got a problem with that? Wanna go outside, pal? NO MORE $9.00 HOT DOGS: The Largest Boycott in History - Sports Fans Division demands that fast food restaurants and other restaurants be able to deliver food into the stadium during games. Messrs. Billionaires, we will go to the mat on this matter alone. Wanna fight? Bring it on. We've got all the power. You got none. We don't see you Up There in your glass enclosed palace suite, that we bought for you, eating $9.00 hot dogs. We see you and your gorgeous gal pals eating ordered in food that tastes good! Food that we buy for you! Hello! We eat food, too, guy. When we are pricked, do we not bleed? Have you no shame, sir, at long last, have you no shame? That stadium is our stadium. Ours. Got it. We paid for it. We pay for it. When we want to order in ribs or pizza or chicken by cell phone, by God, we will do it! Get used to it. Top The difference now is that We, The Fans, now, have all the power. Kiss our rings, Billionaire Bozoheads, if we let you. Most fans never attend games. Televising all home games may well cause more fans to attend games. Regardless: all home games must be televised or close up shop, pal. TLBH - SFD charges each league or team fines for each threat that is NOT carried out. For example: Threaten no television at all. Fine. Cancel all television. Those electrons need a rest anyway. Bring it on. Yet, in fact it turns out that there is television, pay $10,000,000 Pompous Ass Fine. Threaten to cancel the whole season. Fine. Bring it on. Cancel it! "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!," scream the fans. Fine to the league: $50,000,000. Fine to each owner who supports the threat to cancel the whole season, $10,000,000 Suck-Bum Fine. Who knew that Billionaire Bores got down on their knees other than to teen floozies? TLBH - SFD might be persuaded to help launch dedicated channels worldwide for MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL. With the anti-trust exemption, the 100 largest advertisers could join in the IPOs for such satellite channels. This could be done as part of the Enabling Act, which see: Gathering-of-Eagles.net/majorpower Let the team owners and league commissioners contact a truly lovely fellow, charming in a snarly sort of way, Terrence at: Gathering-of-Eagles.net/buyteam Lunch. Spago. You pay. Top
The Monday Night Football Game Must Matter
	TLBH/SFD demands that the NFL do as it has talked talked and talked of doing: schedule two Monday Night Games, then select the best one from The Fans' Standpoint. Or the 100 largest television advertisers will stay away. You've got your marching orders, Tagliabue. March, bitch! TLBH/SFD is seriously considering making the First Boycott Target (aka Horrors of the Corporate Universe) a Monday Night Football advertiser. The law of contract Mr. Taglabue, Esq., requires that you and ABC Television so inform all advertisers. Does this mean that Budeiser will send over a truckload? Top
Should women play soccer with men?
	TLBH requires that Major League Soccer Experiment in all Pre-season Games with each team being required to have one running position woman player on the field at all times. We will set a 60-day deadline day shortly. Each sports league has the right to its own business model. If Major League Soccer would prefer that TLBH/SFD just leave MLS alone, that need merely be said publicly and we will not intervene, probably. Instead, we will invoke a new, worldwide, new-soccer league. See Gathering-of-Eagles.net/fans01 Top